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Old Dog No New Tricks
With image of an old tired dog. Great for retired, older people who don't want to be bothered anymore.
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Sexy Senior
Sexy Senior ~ Over the hill and still sexy? Retired and love to show off how well you look? Being sexy is at any age. Fun senior and retired saying.
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Aging With Wisdom?
Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone. Funny aging saying on our T-Shirts & Products.
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Napping Humor
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Getting older often means taking more naps. Funny saying about aging on our T-shirts and gifts.
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Am I getting older
or has the supermarket begun playing great music? Funny aging saying on our Tees & Gifts.
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Senior Citizen Discount
Senior Citizen give me my damn discount! Funny and humorous saying about aging and getting older. There are some positives in getting older. T-shirts and gifts.
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I'm not 60-something!
I'm 59.95 plus shipping and handling. Funny and humorous saying about denying one's age and not wanting to get any older. On T-Shirts & Gifts.
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I'm not 50 something...
I'm 49.95 plus shipping and handling.Funny and humorous saying about denying one's age and not wanting to get any older. On T-Shirts & Gifts.
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I'm not 40 something!...
I'm 39.95 plus shipping and handling. Funny and humorous saying about denying one's age and not wanting to get any older. On T-Shirts & Gifts.
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Over the hill?
What hill? I don't remember any hill. Funny seniors and over the hill sayings. On T-Shirts, gifts and more....
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Getting Old
You know you're getting old when "Getting a little action" means; I don't need fiber today. - See this slogan on our apparels and products.
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Grandparents
So easy to operate, even a child can do it. This is a fun quote / saying / slogan, for grandparents and grandchildren.
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I'm Still Hot!
I'm Still Hot, it Just Comes in Flashes Now. Funny and humorous Senior / Menopause humor T-Shirts & Gifts.
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Lying about my age
is easier now since I sometimes forget what it is. Funny Saying about aging, getting older and being more forgetful. T-Shirts and Gifts.
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Getting Older
I'm So Old, I can Laugh, Cough, Sneeze, Fart, and Pee All at the Same Time. Funny & Humorous saying about getting older and aging, t-shirts and products.
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Retired Dog
A basset hound dog with a pipe and slippers wearing a collar that says: RETIRED. On our apparels and products. [We also have one for females in pink without the pipe.]
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Getting Older
Get Even - live long enough to become a problem to your kids. - Funny and humorous seniors and aging sayings and quotes on T-shirts, shirts, buttons, magnets, and stickers.
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Getting Older
Inside every older person is a young person wondering; what the hell happened? Funny and Humorous Sayings about being older and aging. On T-Shirts and more.
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Overly Confused
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along comes today! Funny Seniors Saying on our T-Shirts and Gifts.
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Too Old!
I'm Getting Too Old For This Shit! - Funny Aging Sayings On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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Aging Humor
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time! - Funny and humorous saying about getting older and aging on our T-Shirts and Gifts.
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I'm not 40
I'm 39.95 - Funny and humorous sayings about not wanting to get older. On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, and products.
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Its hard to be NOSTALGIC
when you can't remember anything. Funny and humorous saying about aging and getting older, On T-Shirts and MORE!
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OVER THE HILL
and picking up speed. Funny and humorous saying about getting older and aging. On T-Shirts and MORE!
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Aging & Happiness
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory! - Funny and humorous saying / quote and aging and getting older on T-Shirts and gifts.
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It's taken me years
to look this GOOD! Funny and humorous saying/quote about aging and getting older gracefully. On T-Shirts and gifts.
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Retired & Tired
Retired - I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today! Funny and humorous saying and quote about getting older and aging, On T-Shirts and more.
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AT MY AGE..
..getting lucky Is finding the car in the parking lot! Funny and humorous sayings and quote about getting older and aging. On T-Shirts & Gifts.
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Retired Humor
RETIRED - DON'T ASK ME TO DO A DAMN THING! Funny and humorous saying/quote and being retired. Funny aging saying. On T-Shirts and more.
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They're not hot flashes...
... My inner child is just playing with matches!- Funny and humorous saying and quote about menopause and aging. On T-Shirt & Gifts.
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If I had known I would have...
.. lived this long, I'd have taken better care of myself! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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I'm not 50
I'm 49.95. Funny and humorous saying and quote about dying one's age and not wanting to get older. On T-Shirts & Gifts.
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How can I be old? ..
.. I haven't grown up yet! Funny and humorous saying and quote about aging and getting older. On T-Shirts & Gifts.
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Senior Citizen...
.. give me my damn discount! - Funny and humorous saying about aging and getting older. There are some positives in getting older. T-shirts and gifts.
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Warning: Retiree..
.. knows it all and has plenty of time to tell you about it - Funny and humorous saying and quote about being retired and having plenty of time. Aging, getting older, seniors saying, On T-shirts & Gif
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Seen it all, done it all!
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Know someone who is older that you want to give a unique gift for? Here's an idea for a fun senior, retired, and aging humor on our T-Shirts and Gi
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To be old and wise...
... you must first be young and stupid - Funny and humorous saying and quote and aging and getting older. Senior citizen humor, On T-shirts and gifts.
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Live Forever
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Funny and silly saying about aging. T-Shirts & Gifts.
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I'm not 60
I'm 59.95. Funny and humorous saying and quote about getting older and aging and not wanting to admit one's age. On T-Shirts and gifts.
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Stupid
You're never too old to learn something stupid. - Choose between black or green text/fonts.
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When you're old
Three things happen when you get old. First your memory goes, then... um... um... - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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I'm not 70...
I'm 69.95. Funny and humorous saying and quote about getting older and aging and not wanting to admit one's age. On T-Shirts and gifts.
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Old Fart
I used to be a wind breaker, now I'm an old fart! - Funny and humorous quote and saying and growing older and middle age. T-Shirts & Gifts.
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What the hell happened?
Inside every older person is a young person wondering; what the hell happened? Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-Shirts, Shirts, Bags, Stickers, and Fridge Magnets.
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alzheimer
One good thing about Alzheimer's is you meet new people every day. Choose between 4 different colored font/text on t-shirts, shirts, stickers, bags and mugs.
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It took 60 years to ..
.. make me look this good! - Choose between 2 different colored text / font on T-shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.
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My wild oats turned..
.. to shredded wheat. - Funny and humorous quote and saying with an attitude about getting older and aging. T-Shirts & Gifts.
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I'm still hot...
it just comes in flashes now. Funny and humorous saying and quotes about getting older, aging, and menopause. On T-Shirts, products and apparels.
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It took 50 years to ..
.. to make me look this good! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.
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It took 40 years to...
.. make me look this good! - Choose between blue or black font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, and magnets.
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Retired
I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today! - Choose between orange or black font / text on T-shirts, shirts, and stickers.
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I miss my mind
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. - Dry humor on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and bags.
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Getting Old
You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap! - See this funny quote about getting older and feeling tired on our T-Shirts and Gifts.
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